This post is the beginning of a regular series in which I will shine the spotlight on humans who show notable humane behavior toward animals, and those who can’t be bothered and would rather just kill them.
And guess what, folks! Our all-American wonderful citizen cities today are Twin Cities and Mondovi, Wisconsin. Hello, Wisconsin! These folks fall into our second category. They are irritated by geese, so……it’s time to KILL THINGS! It’s GEESE EXTERMINATION TIME! G.E.T. it?
How dare these birds believe they have a right to, you know, exist. And make geese noises, and have bodily functions. Well, they sure picked the wrong cities to mess with this time.
The good humane folks of those cities have a message for these uppity birds. DIE GEESE, DIE!
And guess what. They’re going to do it in the time honored tradition of that famous humanitarian, Adolf Hitler himself, with gas chambers! Ooooooo it doesn’t get any better than that!
Let’s hear a good old fashion BOOOOOOO for Twin Cities and Mondovi, Wisconsin. They win today’s Flip of the Bird! Shame on you, Twin Cities and Mondovi!
Oh, and if you have been considering any travel that would include those cities, you might want to change your itinerary. I mean, you might be mistaken for a goose! And you know what happens then…hisssssssssss.
Now you may think I’m being a little harsh toward the people of those cities, but it really boils down to something very simple. We can either realize that humans share the world with animals, and find ways of doing that in a humane and compatible fashion, or focus on killing animals or birds whenever there is an intersecting of them and us. The direction we choose to go says a great deal about who we are.
These two cities in Wisconsin are flunking the humanity test. Boom.